Ghetto Quiz

*For Silly Entertainment Purposes Only

Let’s add up how totally ghetto fab you are:

1. You’ve ever used an album cover for a dustpan. (5 points)

2. If you’ve ever run a race barefoot in the middle of the street. (10 points)

3. You had a candy lady in your neighborhood. ( 5 + 5 extra points if your house was the candy lady)

4. If you ever had to pick your own switch or belt. (3points for each)

5. If you have ever had to walk to school or walked home from school.(2 points)

6.If you have ever used dishwashing liquid for bubble bath.(5 points)

7. If you ever mixed Kool-Aid one glass at a time because you got tired of other people drinking up the Kool-Aid you just made.(5 points)

8. If you have ever played any of the following games: hide and go seek, freeze tag, momma may I?, or red light/green light (2 points each)

9. If your neighborhood had an ice cream man. (2 points + 2 if he rang a bell)

10. If you refer to Now and Laters candies as “Nighladers”. (5 points)

11. If you’ve ever run from the police on foot. (5 points + 5 if you got away)

12. If you’ve ever had reusable bacon grease in a container on your stove. (5 points +15 if you still do it)

13. The batteries in you remote control ever been held in by a piece of tape. (5 points)

14. If you have ever worn any of the following fragrances (1 point each): Brute, Hai Karate, Jean Nate, Old Spice, Chloe, English Leather, Stetson, Charlie, or Faberge’.

15. You’ve ever used tussy. (5 points)

16. You’ve never been to the dentist. (15 points.)

17. If you have a friend or family member whose nickname is one word said twice: dee-dee, fee-fee, man-man,kay-kay, lee-lee,ree-ree, ray-ray, nay-nay, junebug etc. (10 points)

18. You have ever paged yourself for any reason. (3 points)

19. You’ve ever worn house shoes outside of the house. (2 points)

20. You add “ED” or “T” to the end of words already in the past tense (for example, Tooked, Light-Skinneded, kilt, ruint, etc.) (5 points)

21. You use nem’ to describe a certain group of people (for example Craig nem’ or momma nem’)(5 points)

22. You’ve ever driven on a donut more than 2 weeks after your flat. (5 points)

23. Your child drops his/her pacifier and you sanitize it by sucking it. (10 points)

24. You have ever slept in a chair to avoid messing up your hair. (10 points)

25. You’ve ever left a social gathering with a plate. (2 points)

26. You can’t hold a glass because of the length of your nails. (5 points)

27. The gold teeth in your mouth spell words. (10 points)

28. You don’t have your own place but your child had a leather coat and a pair of Jordan’s. (15 points)

29. You constantly hit *69 and ask, “Did you just call here?” (10 points)

30. You think Tupac is still alive. (20 points)

0 – 50 points – I guess you were raised in the suburbs

51 – 75 points – A bonafide ex- hoodrat

76 – 150 points – Spent a little time in the projects, huh?

150 points or more – Still there, huh?